A Canner Can
A canner exceedingly canny
one morning remarked to his granny
"a canner can can
anything that he can
but a canner can't can a can, can he?"
(Carolyn Wells)
A Tutor
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Beebee and Phoebe
A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee
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