Sunday, 3 February 2013

MATH JOKES


Halloween

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi


Mathematicians at the beach

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun



Zero said to eight

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!


Fear

Q. Why is the number six scared of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine (7 ate 9)!


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